Two Noses

If we had two noses,
There's one thing I'd like to know.
If we had two noses,
Would we smell in stereo?
-chiapperino

Ninja Wash

The practical matters of being a hero or a villain are always fascinating. Think about it. Imagine your Superman and your over your girlfriend’s parents house for the first time. You're of course a bit nervous, and so you have to poo. What do you do? If you drop one in the parents' toilet, you know your indestructible excrement is going to crack through the bowl like an egg on concrete. And yet if you leave the house, that may seem a bit odd. You really can't win. But then again, if you're Superman, maybe you don't care. Maybe you could just say, "Excuse me folks but I must fly to the desert to go to the bathroom so that I don’t break anything of value.” And maybe the parents would be ok with that -- you are Superman after all..